A Terrible Time

Dear 5:40,

Why must you taunt me?

If you were 5:20, I could take a nap. If you were 6:00 I could be on my way to a fun, social evening filled with Chinese food, bar trivia, and beer. But no, you must place me frustratingly in the middle: nap-desirous, but time deficient.

And that's how blogs are born.

Sincerely,

Sleepy on the Internet

Love

Love is when you feed your cat enough days in a row that she sleeps right next to you for the entirety of your four-hour nap.