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But, you are beardless in this photo!
No I'm not. There's my beard, right next to me.
Ah, but your beard is separated from your face. Granted, you technically aren't living without it. But it's not in the place you appreciate it most.
My beard is fully appreciated. Do not impose your prefabricated, left-to-right, linear time, Actual Universe ideas of appreciation on me.
I count more than two things in that picture and at least three: your cat, your floating alien beard, and your body.
Wow. Just. Wow.
But, you are beardless in this photo!
ReplyDeleteNo I'm not. There's my beard, right next to me.
ReplyDeleteAh, but your beard is separated from your face. Granted, you technically aren't living without it. But it's not in the place you appreciate it most.
ReplyDeleteMy beard is fully appreciated. Do not impose your prefabricated, left-to-right, linear time, Actual Universe ideas of appreciation on me.
ReplyDeleteI count more than two things in that picture and at least three: your cat, your floating alien beard, and your body.
ReplyDeleteWow. Just. Wow.
ReplyDelete