I have a plant in my cube at work. I have come to really love this plant. But there has been a bit of a problem: the plant had no name. So, a quest for a name began--with the idea that the piece I took from this plant and put in some water at home to turn into a second plant (hooray thrift!) would be [Plantname, Jr.]. Two people suggested I name the plant after myself: one person suggested "Art, Jr. and Art III," while the other was making a mean joke and suggested "Stupid." I also momentarily considered Ralph and Jefferson. None of these seemed right.
But I think I have it now.
The plant at my desk will be known as The 1987 Minnesota Twins.
Which, then, makes the plant at home The 1991 Minnesota Twins.
I'm not sure what kind of plant it is, so don't ask. I will say it looks like this:
(Note: Yes that is my work's only copy of the Chicago Manual of Style, and YES it lives at MY DESK BECAUSE I AM THE GREATEST.)
AP Style is better.
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